ECONOMIC DIMES : After the real-estate boom, a new investment opportunity is beckoning Indians – ‘World Cup Tickets’. “Till last week I was dealing in real estate. Then suddenly I realized that the big money lies in investing in world cup tickets. You buy a ticket for Rs.250/-, hold it for a week until the day before the match and then sell it in black for Rs.13,000/-.You get guaranteed high returns within short time-spans.”, said one of the “Investors”, while sharpening his sword.
One of the top stock-market analysts in the country thus summed-up the situation, “With the sensex dropping points as frequently as the Indian fieldsmen have been dropping catches in this world cup, more and more potential investors are turning to the ‘Ticket estate’.”
World Cup Organizing Committee Chairman “Sharad POWER” said he was happy that the World cup was creating new investment opportunities and helping the Indian economy to grow. When pointed out that this money was Black and not really contributing to our economy, Mr.Power, who is also a central minister, quickly retorted, “Well! That may be true. But then these guys splurge this money on liquor, which in turn, boosts the state exchequer.”
P.S: Thanks to my friend, Praveen, for suggesting the concept for this one.
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